Keep Calm, Alien, and Phone Home!

No Internet! I Can't Keep Calm! Funny T-Shirt

We love this funny variation on the Keep Calm meme. In this case, keeping calm is impossible -- and with good reason. No internet! How will you survive? How will lingering random questions be instantly answered? How will you know what is going on with your friends? When will you be able to update your network on your latest meal choice?

Keep Calm and Stay Rational Funny Pi T-Shirt

This bright and bold graphic in red, sea green, and white, reads "Keep Calm and Stay Rational." All caps are used in mixed fonts and the words are accompanied by the ultimate symbol for the complete opposite of rational: the Greek letter Pi. Other graphic elements include...

Bloody Scary -- Keep Calm?!?

It's hard to keep calm in a crisis. How about a bloody crisis? This variation of the Keep Calm meme can't even get its entire message out before turing into a bloody mess. The text reads Keep Calm but ends in a big realistic-style red blood splatter.