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Keep Calm and Kill Zombies Black T-Shirt

What should you do when the zombie apocalypse comes? We have two tips for you: 1. Keep Calm, and 2. Kill Zombies. This life-saving advice is featured on this parody design based on the classic Keep Calm and Carry On posters from the UK. The text "Keep Calm...

Don't Tell Me To Keep Calm Travel Mug

Sometimes keeping calm isn't the answer. And certainly telling someone else to remain calm could be a dangerous move. This funny spoof uses the traditional crown but turns the slogan decidedly negative. This design uses bold red text that pops against the metal background of the mug. Shown here...

No Internet! I Can't Keep Calm! Funny T-Shirt

We love this funny variation on the Keep Calm meme. In this case, keeping calm is impossible -- and with good reason. No internet! How will you survive? How will lingering random questions be instantly answered? How will you know what is going on with your friends? When will you be able to update your network on your latest meal choice?

Keep Calm and Stay Rational Funny Pi T-Shirt

This bright and bold graphic in red, sea green, and white, reads "Keep Calm and Stay Rational." All caps are used in mixed fonts and the words are accompanied by the ultimate symbol for the complete opposite of rational: the Greek letter Pi. Other graphic elements include...